20 ways to avoid arranged marriage
Boys…well settled and have just started enjoying life after years of studies and hard work and suddenly, you get the news of being crucified on the cross of “arranged marriage”.
Feeling like a scapegoat? Aren’t you? Believe me, you are not alone. There are so many like you who always have the sword hanging on to their heads. But, they are not able to do anything because they do not want to hurt their parent’s feelings. No issues, we shall rescue you from such situations by giving you the sure shots of avoiding arranged marriage.
1) Honesty is the best policy
You never know. it may work. Be genuine and just tell your parents that you are not yet ready for the marriage and its responsibilities. Make them understand that you still need time to get properly mature to get on with the ways of life.
2) I am already in a relationship
Just confess that you see your future with your love interest and not with the one your parents are looking at. Even if you are not in a relationship, you can still use it as an excuse and that way you can buy some time out for yourself because no parent would give their girl to someone who doesn’t love her.
3) Study further, achieve better
You are not at all content with your current financial status. You need to soar higher. And for that, you can’t let marriage interrupt your way to glory.
4) You care for your parents
Make your parents understand that girls from arranged marriages are so unpredictable. She may turn out to be a total “vamp” who will snatch you away from your parents and she will disrespect your mom and will always want to take command of the house.
These were the excuses you can give to your parents. But there might be a case that your parents are too clever. Then, you’ll have to meet the girl. But never mind, next suggestions will make that girl hate you.
5) Dress like a total idiot
You may be well aware of the saying “first impression is the last impression”. Dress in an outrageously awful way for your first date, like wearing too much over sized pants, or wearing sports shoes with a formal outfit. She will be the one to end the date as soon as possible and not the other way around.
6) Become self-righteous
Keep professing that you don’t like something and make her follow you. Like, don’t allow her to apply lipstick or eyeliner or something like that by saying that you do not like make-up. c’mon, you can’t expect that girl to love you by doing such a torture to her.
7) Flirt with someone else
Pay attention to other girls in front of your potential wife. Admire other girls and don’t pay attention to your suitor. You can even ask for the waitresses’ contact no. (Yes, you can go this cheap. it will be better than years of unpredictability and compromise.)
8) Brag about your previous relationships
Keep telling her about your previous conquests with hot girls (even if there were not any). Keep doing this without showing any remorse and any respect to your date. This will make her heart burn like a “tandoor”.
9) Be arrogant and a total chauvinist
Girls hate preachers of male chauvinism. Behave like you are superior to your female counterpart and have that sense of arrogance in your behavior.
10) Temper her day with your tempers
Start getting angry every now and then. Don’t stay behind at making that girl feel your boiling tempers. Sulking on petty matters should not pose a very big problem. Isn’t it?
11) Get economical
Show her that no one can oust you in saving money. Like, while having lunch/dinner, order the cheapest food items and keep telling her that you should not spend much. You can even ask for the lowest standard wine if you want to.
12) Be a time keeper
Be very particular about time and make that girl understand that she should be ready to face your wrath if she is ever late for anything. Keep giving her lectures on “time is money”.
13) Be a sympathy seeker
Start harping about the hardships you faced in life. Keep blaming life god for your plight and don’t be grateful to life as well. You can do waterworks (tears) as well.
14) Be a mama’s boy
Keep telling her as to how great your mom is (all moms are great though). Moreover, you can call mamma every 2-3 minutes, telling her how much you are enjoying your date. Seek permissions from your mom if you can go for a drive or if you can come home late?
15) Keep getting impulsive and be under-confident
Behave like that the world is going to be annihilated. Start worrying as soon as you get a phone call from your boss. Girls like boys who are confident of tackling the situation in a cool and calm way.
16) You like multiple marriages, don’t you??
Tell her that you are already thinking about female companions for your future wife and you can do anything in that context.
17) You are a bit impaired
Make her understand (and hope she doesn’t understand) you can’t hear from one ear or your right leg tends to wobble every third step you take.
18) You fantasies John Abraham or may be Sylvester Stallone
Though it may be a bit difficult to say so, but just tell her that girls have not really crossed your fantasies and men make you feel high. In short, you are gay and thinking of having another boyfriend.
19) I am impotent
If it saves you’re a** from arranged marriage, just say it. Tell that girl that you really won’t be able to give her the happiness of children. Even if you guys have children then they really won’t be yours. (I am talking about test tube babies folks)
20) Flee the battlefield
It’s better to avoid the situation rather than facing it. Leave the place and this will send a clear message that you really are not into it. Come back once the matter is settled and your parents are missing you.
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